Fall: PSLs & Busy Realtors

Gross. A fall blog post. And though I refuse to accept that summer’s over, it’s my job to look ahead to the inevitable. Sorry.

Fall: PSLs & busy Realtors.

What’s 400 calories when you’re working this hard? Honestly.

The Labour Day long weekend traditionally marks the end of summer, but as the saying goes: every ending is a new beginning. And so, without delay, on comes the fall real estate market. Tuesday marks the unofficial launch of what I like to consider the spring market’s little brother.

Over the course of the year, real estate activity has two peaks; once in the spring (often May) and again in the latter months (Sept./Oct.). This means that the number of listings should be picking up as early as next week, although so too does the number of buyers on the lookout. Now, both the number of buyers and sellers is relatively fewer compared to the spring, but will typically grow in both regards from the number of whom were active in the summer months.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this fall remains quieter than usual; given the strength, & especially the duration, of the spring market this year. With activity having remained strong through early August, it wouldn’t be unreasonable to think that the number of people who’ve intended to move in 2015 have mostly done so already. These first couple weeks of September should serve as a good indicator of what to expect over the balance of the fall. If the number of new listings is on the small side, then it would be reasonable to expect overall sales volume to come in low relative to typical fall market expectations.

It’s important to consider when reading, or listening to the media discuss what’s about to transpire, exactly what percentage increases or decreases are relative to. Context here is always very important.

If they say home sales are up 2% in September, it could mean a number of things. For example, if sales in September are up 2% from August, that’s really not much of an increase at all given the typical cycle of real estate sales over the course of the year. You expect a growth in volume in the fall. However, if they’re saying prices are up 2% from August, then that is a very big deal, and as a seller, you could stand to benefit greatly from a piping hot market. The best measure for real estate activity is year-over-year sales, meaning – September 2015 sales compared to September 2014 sales – as that accounts for seasonal variations in activity. The best measure for price growth is month-to-month change, or even better, a rolling average of price changes over the course of a few months.

In summary, get ready for lots of junk mail, sponsored Facebook posts & lawn signs in your neighborhood. But enjoy them, because when they’re gone, so too will be the warm colours, decent weather and Instagram pics of Pumpkin Spice Lattes. And we don’t want that now, do we?

The Best of the Worst.

I’ve seen some amazing properties, immaculate interiors and exceptional staging in my first year or so as an agent. That said, it’s far from a regular occurrence to see homes with a lot of flash and finish. In fact, there’s a lot more ridiculous stuff I’ve seen in homes for sale that either make you scoff, scratch your head, or laugh hysterically. Here’s a few of my favourites. I lost the MLS photo with a bong on a desk, so the rest of these will have to suffice. Enjoy.

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I assume that’s not the kid’s real name. Book was actually a hit, and they turned it into a movie. Hadn’t ever heard of it. Died laughing. Nice grin, kid.

Back before we got so sensitive about things like nipples, we'd just hang up pictures of half-nude girls in the dining room. I'm sure it reached a point where the Mrs. was wondering why eyes kept going past her at dinner. Positive note: She seems to be weathering that storm pretty well.

Back before we got so sensitive about things like nipples, we’d just hang up pictures of half-nude girls in the dining room. I’m sure it reached a point where the Mrs. was wondering why eyes kept going past her at dinner. Positive note: She seems to be weathering that storm pretty well.

This little antique demon pig had it's own spot right down beside the fireplace. I'm sure it was chock full of sentiment, since he didn't really jive with the decor.

This chubby little antique demon pig had it’s own spot right down beside the fireplace. I’m sure it was chock full of sentiment, since he didn’t really jive with the decor. What’re you looking at and WHY DO YOU HAVE 2 PUPILS?!

"Man, that light's not that bright." "K, well, let's just stick up this spare one too." This is embarrassing. Like, holy cow. Change the fixture, cap one, get higher wattage bulbs, anything but sticking up two generic, mismatched, misaligned ceiling fixtures. So brutal.

“Man, that light’s not that bright.”
“K, well, let’s just stick up this spare one too.”
This is embarrassing. Like, holy cow. Change the fixture, cap one, get higher wattage bulbs, anything but sticking up two generic, mismatched, misaligned ceiling fixtures. So brutal. Love to be a fly on the wall in that decision-making.

Easily the best poem I've ever seen come out of one of those magnetic poetry sets. Giving ol' Bill Shakespeare a run for his money.

Easily the best poem I’ve ever seen come out of one of those magnetic poetry sets. Giving ol’ Bill Shakespeare a run for his money. I didn’t write it, I promise.

Eh, we've all seen The Goonies right? We all know what's behind that door.

Eh, we’ve all seen The Goonies right? We all know what’s behind that door.

Bathrooms are by far the greatest. Some of these don’t quite qualify as bathrooms, but hey, this is pretty far from official. These are some exquisite handyman specials.

Great spot for a crapper. Bonus points for convenience. Negative points for resting the TP on the dresser. No sink by the way, hope they sprung for the 3-ply just in case.

Great spot for a crapper. Bonus points for convenience. Negative points for resting the TP on the dresser. No sink by the way, hope they sprung for the 3-ply just in case.

This was a working toilet. In the furnace room. Without a sink. But, you did get half a shower (read: a tiled corner with no faucets). It's not even like there was a finished area downstairs, so fortunately, I doubt this one got used too much.

This was a working toilet, with the plunger for proof. In the furnace room. Without a sink. But, you did get half a shower (read: a tiled corner with no faucets). It’s not even like there was a finished area downstairs, so fortunately, I doubt this one got used too much.

Sort of an ensuite. This'd be great for waking up in the mornings, but let's not pretend that this wasn't used as a toilet the odd time. I'm not super motivated at 2 am, either.

Kinda, sorta an ensuite if you broaden the term to the max.  I won’t lie, having a shower in my bedroom would be great for waking up in the mornings, but let’s not pretend that this wasn’t used as a toilet the odd time. I’m not super motivated at 2 am, either. Plus they’re a Leafs fan, so…

The king of DIY.

Hands down, the king of DIY. I think this guy borrowed his “tile saw’ from a tree farm. Not only does continuing the border out from the shower look hilarious, the execution rivals a kindergarten macaroni picture. Hope you’re clear of 6’4” if you plan on using the towel rack.